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Motivational Quotes, Joke of the Day

Motivational Quotes

All appears to change when we change.
Henri-Frédéric Amiel

We read frequently if unknowingly, in quest of a mind more original than our own.
Harold Bloom (1930 - )

When a deep injury is done to us, we never recover until we forgive.
Alan Paton (1903 - 1988)

Joke of the Day

A Rabbi, a Minister and a Wiccan Priestess…

A rabbi, a Unitarian Universalist minister, and a Wiccan priestess decided to go on a fishing trip together. They went down to their local lake, rented a boat, and went out on to the lake for a day of fishing.

As the afternoon approached, the trio got hungry—and realized that they left their lunches on the shore of the lake.

The minister got out of the boat, walked across the lake, got his lunch, walked back, and sat down to eat his lunch.

"You should have gotten all of our lunches!" scolded the priestess. She then got up, walked across the lake, picked up her lunch as well as the rabbi's, walked back across the lake, and sat down, handing the rabbi his afternoon meal.

The rabbi at this point is almost out of his mind, his eyes wide with shock. He manages to sputter, "Wha... what... how did you...?"

The minister grins at the priestess, nudges her, and asks "Do you think we should tell him about the rocks?"

The priestess looks at the minister, raises an eyebrow, and replies "What rocks?"
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